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Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29590) - you deserved it (5852)

On 02/20/2012 at 9:23am - intimacy - by Gabi - United States (New Jersey)

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Soooo, why are you with him?

#2 - On 02/20/2012 at 1:01pm by bryanbntz

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Break his hand.

#7 - On 02/20/2012 at 1:07pm by Emd0406

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