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Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26707) - you deserved it (17727)

On 02/18/2012 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by Lilah - Canada (British Columbia)

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Looks like you got ripped off twice.

#7 - On 02/19/2012 at 3:19am by perdix

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That's always the risk you take with cute sexy clothes coming between you and a horny man. Look at lower price tags next time!

#1 - On 02/19/2012 at 3:14am by obsydian

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