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Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML


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On 02/10/2012 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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Guys want sex with a girl, not Darth Vader.

#6 - On 02/10/2012 at 6:18am by JenDanielle917

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Lol. Isn't it usually the guy getting steamy with it?

#3 - On 02/10/2012 at 6:05am by TylerOMFG

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