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Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML


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On 02/05/2012 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by tkr (woman) - United Kingdom

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that's not gonna be the only thing stuck in u
O yes I did just make that joke what up

#11 - On 02/06/2012 at 2:48am by godofswag

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Think of "Let's get it on" by Marvin Gaye :)

#8 - On 02/06/2012 at 2:45am by heybuddy2344

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