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Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32542) - you deserved it (3937)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:19am - intimacy - by crybaby - United States (Oklahoma)

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Let's see what the judges have to say. I know Paula liked it. She's drunk so she likes everything.

#1 - On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am by iAmScrubs

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Maybe you shouldn't be having sex with an emo.

That's right you emo wankers, I went there.

#6 - On 02/01/2012 at 10:03am by DocBastard

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