Poor performance dude

By crybaby - 01/02/2012 08:19 - United States

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Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Let's see what the judges have to say. I know Paula liked it. She's drunk so she likes everything.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

You should give him another chance. Who knows? Maybe he'll crawl into the fetal position next time.

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WoopwoopDutch 2

Most first times aren't that great.. Get up and try again. (while I write this it is funny to say to the guy: get up)

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Jasonf6 0

A few seconds? I'd have to agree with him. :)

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al285528 1

The proper expression is "buck naked" not butt naked, and certainly not buff naked!

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jw0168 6

He was 20 years old, and he was defiantly butt-naked not buff-naked. My bad guys!

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DJDude_Arazely 10

20 years, huh? Damn! That's creepy. Get out of there.

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brittygrittty63 0

You're an idiot wth is buff-naked

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InUrArea 4

Be nice poor guy is under a lit of pressure

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marilyn2012 0

That is pathetic sign of inmaturity..

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