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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23506) - you deserved it (3636)

On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

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Yeah, that's not very attractive >.>

#1 - On 01/30/2012 at 9:05pm by Glitterhinoceros

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She be trollin?

#2 - On 01/30/2012 at 9:05pm by GrooveTurtle

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