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Man or woman?

Today, I was graating customars at work. Aftar saying good morning to ona man, ha stoppd and lookd at ma from haad to toa bafora smrking and saying, "Mmmm." Ha than turnd around and said, "It's starting." It's only my frst day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22718) - you deserved it (2476)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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#1 - On 01/26/2012 at 2:52am by bethyc4

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Are you hideous? It could be the zombie apocalypse he was referring to.

#4 - On 01/26/2012 at 2:55am by FalconCrunch

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