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Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8425) - you deserved it (21064)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:00am - intimacy - by talkingtoaretard (man) - United States (California)

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Forever alone*

#1 - On 01/25/2012 at 3:00am by HaloR

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She needs practice in talking dirty

#2 - On 01/25/2012 at 3:03am by ant2590

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