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Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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On 01/15/2012 at 1:29am - intimacy - by 9gingerface66 - United States (Florida)

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That heavy breathing wasn't snoring.

#8 - On 01/15/2012 at 6:23am by SwiftFaux

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Maybe he was masturbating and he ejaculated. After ejaculation certain brain chemicals are released such as prolactin and oxytocin which help to induce sleepiness in men.

#31 - On 01/15/2012 at 8:03am by evilwizard

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