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Today, I slashed my ass open with a shard of glass. How? I was making out with my crush, and threw my glasses on the ground. I forgot about them when we decided to lie down. FML

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On 01/11/2012 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by Dockin (man) - India

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Such a pain in the ass.

#2 - On 01/11/2012 at 4:17pm by missamazinggg

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Because throwing your glasses on the ground is just sooo sexy.

#7 - On 01/11/2012 at 4:18pm by zebraface

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