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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML


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On 01/09/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

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You realize this AFTER you guys had sex? Haha woww..

#2 - On 01/10/2012 at 2:58am by summerbreeze888

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Ah young love

#1 - On 01/10/2012 at 2:58am by CaptainCola

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