Today, my wife was about to take a shower, when she called me into the bathroom. She stripped me off and pulled me in with her. As I started to get into it, she sighed, "Thank god. You really needed a shower." FML

by mark / 12/31/2011 at 12:40pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • Your wife is pretty fucking smart ;)

    #3 - On 12/31/2011 at 8:15pm by moop256

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  • Take the hint and start showering daily, use soap. You're lucky she didn't just hose you down and stick you with a bar of soap ties to a stick.

    #1 - On 12/31/2011 at 8:14pm by that1guy1

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