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Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving 4 work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" 4 the past several months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46042) - you deserved it (5843)

On 12/24/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Funny thing is, I bet 90% of those "hot teen lesbians" were also grown men.

Still, what a pedobear...

#6 - On 12/24/2011 at 6:51pm by FUCKNAMESBREH

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You're married to a diabolical genius bastard!

In other news, if you've been wanting to branch out and experiment lately you don't have to worry about how he'll react any more :)

#1 - On 12/24/2011 at 6:48pm by bizarre_ftw

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