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Today, I was fired from my job on account of "sexual harassment" toward female employees. The harassment? Jokingly offering them foot massages when they were complaining about how their feet ached after a long shift, and complimenting them about their appearance when they felt down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20177) - you deserved it (26530)

On 12/05/2011 at 2:22am - intimacy - by LucklessNiceGuy (man) - United States (Texas)

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There were obviously other things they didn't like about you. The sexual harassment thing was just an easy out, creeper.

#5 - On 12/05/2011 at 10:22am by every1luvsboners

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Ouch, I'm really sorry. ): People take things too far these days.

#3 - On 12/05/2011 at 10:21am by Angelice

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