Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

by sometingwong / 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

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  • Instead of "DUMP THAT WHORE" I'm going to go with a more elegant "ditch that bitch"

    #5 - On 12/01/2011 at 6:17pm by SPC117

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  • That sucks! It happen to me....with my wife! While I was out of town for Training...

    #1 - On 12/01/2011 at 6:16pm by savona01

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