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Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40771) - you deserved it (8798)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)

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...and you are thankful for whores on Craigslist because you girlfriend is too much of a prude.

#2 - On 11/25/2011 at 4:43pm by unixdude

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But it is funny!

#1 - On 11/25/2011 at 4:41pm by kimee21

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