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Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

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On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

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you just got buuuuuuuuurrrrned! lol best joke ever

#1 - On 11/25/2011 at 12:59pm by indistructo

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It'd be really cool if you could fit your whole body into that be completely casual while talking to your girlfriend

#6 - On 11/25/2011 at 1:02pm by Glitterhinoceros

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