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Today, I managed to convince a girl to come back to my place for a bit of fun. Unfortunately, I was wearing cheap new black underwear, and some of its fibers had stuck themselves to my knob, making it look like a weird fleshy caterpillar. I didn't get lucky. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19646) - you deserved it (13687)

On 11/23/2011 at 11:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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I have to stop reading fmls while eating

#3 - On 11/23/2011 at 1:14pm by Sebastian_NG

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What kind of penis shaped caterpillars have u got in the U.K?

#9 - On 11/23/2011 at 1:18pm by theunwiseone

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