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Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38380) - you deserved it (12508)

On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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You're doing it wrong.
You should be getting head, not getting a headache.

#7 - On 11/22/2011 at 9:58am by RedPillSucks

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Screw you doc! Masterbation is safe sex with someone I love very much.

#16 - On 11/22/2011 at 10:06am by Mayshod

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