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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38158) - you deserved it (31124)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:05am - intimacy - by Tyler - United States

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I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.

#8 - On 11/19/2011 at 10:23am by yeezheng

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Nice one ace

#1 - On 11/19/2011 at 10:17am by maddy23a

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