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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33912) - you deserved it (9011)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)

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Why? Just keep going and go faster, then it's like your in a club with strobe lights!

#3 - On 11/04/2011 at 4:19am by saysayok

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it would have been awesome if you were on drugs

#1 - On 11/04/2011 at 4:15am by daysgoby902

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