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Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74782) - you deserved it (13849)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Look on the bright side: Her dad didn't grab his gun before getting there. I know this because you lived to post this on FML.

#7 - On 02/10/2009 at 11:25am by 24yoVirgin

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please! tell us more

#2 - On 02/09/2009 at 8:46pm by troynt

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