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Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86586) - you deserved it (18115)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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please! tell us more

#2 - On 02/09/2009 at 8:46pm by troynt

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seriously why would you being doing it in her parents garage? thats just asking to get caught...

#16 - On 02/21/2009 at 9:03pm by gilthanas07

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