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Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh I had an itch..." FML

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On 10/29/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by me - United States (New Jersey)

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Dad: Must have been one hell of an itch
Offspring: Yes, it kinda was... O.o
Dad: Umm why are there stains on your shorts, & wtf is that smell??

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#3 - On 10/29/2011 at 6:16am by BlacOpsMaximus

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LOL, classic!

#2 - On 10/29/2011 at 6:14am by jf7609

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