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Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social circle by acting like one of the lads was a waste of time. All he does is high-five me all the time and tell me every little detail of his latest one night stands. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14915) - you deserved it (24182)

On 10/27/2011 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Denmark (Nordjylland)

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This might sound cliche, but did you try being yourself?

#1 - On 10/27/2011 at 6:38pm by MaryFairy

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Well, that's one outcome for not being yourself and wanting to be accepted by everyone /:

#2 - On 10/27/2011 at 6:39pm by asianinvasionn6

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