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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML

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On 10/02/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by rufusthepenis - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

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Atleast Rufus isn't exactly small haha

#2 - On 10/03/2011 at 2:52am by SoCalKay

See in context

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Look on the bright side, Rufus is about 6-7 inches high, be happy!

#3 - On 10/03/2011 at 2:54am by heybuddy2344

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