Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
by Alexandra / 09/20/2011 at 4:25am / Lebanon / Intimacy
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I'd rather have the head..
#1 - On 09/20/2011 at 9:51am by therob10
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You know you regret having to buy him that watch. Don't lie.
#3 - On 09/20/2011 at 9:53am by hailphire130
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