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Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML

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On 09/20/2011 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Alexandra (woman) - Lebanon

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I'd rather have the head..

#1 - On 09/20/2011 at 9:51am by therob10

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You know you regret having to buy him that watch. Don't lie.

#3 - On 09/20/2011 at 9:53am by hailphire130

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