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Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML


I agree, your life sucks (91937) - you deserved it (14463)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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That blows!

#1 - On 09/12/2011 at 4:57pm by omegaxen

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Well that really sucks"
That really "Dampened" your spirits
That "blows"
Well..we all seen it "Coming"

...I'm sorry

#8 - On 09/12/2011 at 5:00pm by Hockey_fan

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