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Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30700) - you deserved it (10541)

On 08/30/2011 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by Nasty (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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I don't use a bar of soap on my face. Just saying.

#2 - On 08/30/2011 at 4:03pm by iluvwaffles42

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He wanted to clean Jeffrey Jr for you tonight.

#4 - On 08/30/2011 at 4:04pm by saIty

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