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Today, I was at my family reunion. I've always hated my family. I walked up behind my husband and said, "I can't wait to go home and make love." My husband turned around. It was my uncle wearing the same hat as my husband. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18101) - you deserved it (35890)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:18am - intimacy - by dev - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Look on the bright side. Your uncle doesn't know you hate your family. He just thinks your horny as hell!

#6 - On 08/28/2011 at 6:26am by kings1fan

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Awkward! :S

#3 - On 08/28/2011 at 6:21am by coolkid_matt

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