Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
by datingmrpicky / 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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Don't eat stuff in other peoples beds then.
#4 - On 08/22/2011 at 2:49am by slantyshanty
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He could just wipe them off?
#3 - On 08/22/2011 at 2:49am by ariannaimelda
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