Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, my boyfriend told me he looool wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed an got crumbs in it!! FML

#17543334
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17077) - you deserved it (32828)

On 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm - intimacy - by datingmrpicky (woman) - United States (California)

Top comments

Don't eat stuff in other peoples beds then.

#4 - On 08/22/2011 at 2:49am by slantyshanty

See in context

He could just wipe them off?

#3 - On 08/22/2011 at 2:49am by ariannaimelda

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: