Today, I came home from work tired and horny, and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go make love. While all she had done all day is lay on the couch and watch television, she said, "I'm too tired, why don't you just go into the bathroom and grab a quick wank." FML

by Frank / 08/17/2011 at 2:50am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • should have asked her to come help you..

    #1 - On 08/17/2011 at 5:51am by abes22

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  • If you want things done right, just have to do it for yourself.

    #2 - On 08/17/2011 at 5:52am by Tima1

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