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Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52388) - you deserved it (6688)

On 07/19/2011 at 7:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

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what a jerk!!

#1 - On 07/19/2011 at 1:10pm by fish1806

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I can see why you're in love with him, such a gentleman.

#7 - On 07/19/2011 at 1:12pm by Doortje

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