Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML

by Anonymous / 07/14/2011 at 4:40am / Austria / Intimacy

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  • He must have been very specific if it went on for 30 minutes.

    #4 - On 07/14/2011 at 9:51am by saIty

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  • How romantic! I'm sure the whole family enjoyed it. Did you ask for an encore?

    #3 - On 07/14/2011 at 9:48am by Soloman212

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