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Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (144874) - you deserved it (8234)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

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I think your dad had the right idea but shouldn't have physically assaulted your boyfriend. Hope you dumped his cheating ass.

#1 - On 07/13/2011 at 10:02am by unholymasta

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At least it wasn't your mum you had to bail out after hitting your boyfriend when he made a move on your dad!

#6 - On 07/13/2011 at 10:05am by marinus

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