whyme102008
United States 🌶️ Spicy
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Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
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Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
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Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML
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Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
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unholymasta 4
I think your dad had the right idea but shouldn't have physically assaulted your boyfriend. Hope you dumped his cheating ass.
marinus_fml 19
At least it wasn't your mum you had to bail out after hitting your boyfriend when he made a move on your dad!
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unholymasta 4
I think your dad had the right idea but shouldn't have physically assaulted your boyfriend. Hope you dumped his cheating ass.
i_love_grrr 0
sounds like a Jerry springer elisode
i_love_grrr 0
oops *episode
Trupe 3
Your dad didn't go about this the right way. If you're gonna kick some kids ass, use a ski mask so they can't identify you.....unless he beat his ass as soon as he found out. That wasn't a good idea.
DavLynn 4
In all honesty i think that I would team up with my dad, and make my moms/boyfriends life miserable. I'd probably be too mad to think straight and make the right choices. how can they even do that to her? grr.
MizzErikaHart 8
epic fml.
ColdplaySucks 18
Dad ftw. Violence is the answer.
Alex94xela 0
if that were my daughter I would beat my wife and my daughters boyfriend. I would Chris brown her so hard then file for divorce.
DesB 7
Go beat the crap out of your mom now! Your dad is out so now you have someone to bail you out... Lord knows I would!
GigglePony 13
Epicly funny situation, yet so sad. :C F your dad's life. Also, Alex and Des have the right idea.
Exeedingmango 0
go sleep with your boyfriends dad?
purdyphish 3
wrong violence is the question, the answer is yes
Neorecon19 18
try the bf's brother if he has one
Vincanety 0
I call bs on this fml
theybebitchin 4
****, its the wifes fault too. she ******* cheated on her HUSBAND. I sure hope this wasnt a " dont hurt mahh girl!" when she cheated on him! Your dads a *******, OP.
whyXD 13
WHAT THE F$%K!!!!
BIEBERSLAYER 10
dad was right he had every right to beat op's bf into a coma.
R34luver 5
JERRY JERRY JERRY...
sydmior 10
"Violence" is not the answer. "Violence?" is the question, and the answer is "yes."
chaps93 6
this sh*t cannot be real...
BaMaBelle11 0
OP's dad had every rite 2 beat his ass... OP shuld have got some hits in 2!!! this mite just be a southern thing!!
dolphincheddar 10
this is one of those fmls that's so ****** I can't make a pun or joke or mock it withouth feeling like an ass. if this things real sucks to be you..
tatababe 1
you and ur dad should go Chris brown on ur mom
juicedboi 7
In the defense of the boyfriend. Even though he is a lowlife, when a beautiful woman offers to have sex with you and your young, you tend not to ask too many questions. The responsibility is more on the mother in this scenario as she should be the mature party. The kid can always break up and move on, the mother can't exactly break up the family and just move on.
JokerJohn7 0
no, he did what he had to do
Sparksoflove3626 0
I'm pretty sure this situation was on a TV show I watched before..
fckdupzf 0
ur dad did the right thing! he is man enough unlike ur bf! should be proud of him!
je_tdwp 4
Are you serious? I would have a pretty hard time not beating the shit out some low life douche bag that just cheated on my daughter with my freaking wife. This story pisses me off, OP have your dad contact me so I can help him finish stomping that kid.
FMMFL1992 3
YDI for having a MILF for a mother. JK. but this situation is truly screwed up
AlexRen 21
I'm surprised he didn't like slap the dog shit out if your mom, then whooped your boyfriends ass. what do you mean fyl, you should've been glad to bail your dad out.
1waytoolive 1
I can hear the banjos in the background as I read this!!
bill929 7
that's ******
kortknee 0
Thea ????
Flutist 3
210: Youth is a dumbass excuse. Just because you are young does not give you the right to break up a marriage even if the woman says "Take me big boy." You break up with the daughter if you are tempted.
MCweSCRAPPY 2
yeah I'd definitely side with your dad on this, at least I understand where he's coming from. even though he probably didn't go about this the right way, it's hard to think straight in the heat of the moment after something like this.
fmlwmty 0
good god that's messed up on so many levels
yak526 0
use propper grammer, I had to read this twice because I was confused.
Donarex 8
375 - I agree youth does not equal stupidity
Ukeee_X 19
Now what is the question..?
xSwaGKinGx 0
your family is ****** upp
Lacris 0
what a cluster f***
decidedlyvague 11
I would never hit a girl, but I'd put the dude in the hospital, and if I go to jail, divorce her immediately after
dancebabe34 0
agreed! her mom is also a low life too for doing it with him! that's just wrong on so many levels!!
cargod05 0
nice skyline
Babalu722 3
59- finally someone understands lol
bluekidneys 0
same here
Ionodemon1995 0
OP- your life sucks so bad you ruined 196's fun. As a resault for ruining said fun, YDI
Dax_3 2
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
aimzskee 30
I could not agree more
steelrain0811 0
maybe sex with was good enough he had to see where you got it?
seenyou 3
if you are trying to say that OP's bf might have wanted to find out where she got her moves from , so she slept with her mum .. then you sir , are a dumbass :)
nissanman_fml 16
Sounds like a joke to me, 22. Don't get your panties in a wad :)
DavLynn 4
aren't jokes supposed to be funny though??
phil777 2
yeah 22
Justforlolz 14
97- wait, is that a picture of you, that's inside a picture of you, that's inside a picture of you?.... *mind blown*
humzizzl3 0
Lol right 117, how does that work? pretty impressive & OP it's okay, I like Milfs as well :]
SinfulRose 0
Omg Your grammar sucks so bad lol xD what the **** your trying to say?
R34luver 5
wow hard to understand! btw #50 nice car ;)
rawrriri 8
Transformers! :O
lidemocr 0
huh?
chocolemonade 6
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on!!
GuessWhatKids 13
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
goaliemkl123 8
^^ win!
pickles1994 18
Stacy can't you see your just not the girl for me, I know might be wrong but I'm in love with stacys mom lol
GrahamAker 3
well maybe your Moms extrempy pretty? I wouldn't have done it but ehhhh....
Flutist 3
Yes, because someone being pretty is an excuse to cheat.
JacksonCampbell 9
97 - I heard you like pictures, so I gave you a picture of you, so you can take a picture of you while you take a picture of you. Anyone get the reference?
Zya_fml 8
166 - Oh, the irony.
Lulblast 4
It's camera Inception. (I mean the movie, not the actual definition. Grammar Nazis please don't **** with me.)
mrszombie 0
make that sense doesn't? :o
worldcupcheer17 0
166- speak for yourself.
dancebabe34 0
umm 166 milf stands for mother I'd like to ****. everybody knows that. you learn it fast when that's all your guy friends sat about your mom like they do about mine lol
stevenmark 1
that sucks. fyl
pennycuff 0
hope your dad divorces your cheating mom and I hope you dump that sleaz-ball!
cc_the_beast 6
No matter how ****** up you think your family is, there is always a more ****** up family...
dre_bro11 12
18, how does that work? won't you eventually run out of families? There has to be a top ****** up family out there somewhere...
MizzErikaHart 8
maybe if the world stopped reproducing altogether then it could be pinpointed. otherwise there should be no cap on the most ****** up families.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
38 that would be the kardashians, or Hiltons.
gravy_jones 0
or whatever miasmic ooze lil wayne crawled his stupid ass out of could be blamed
sk8rchick97 0
damn 3 FMLs in one day:/ that's harsh:/ sorry
koe4 0
when i first glanced at your name/comment i thought it said steve sucks haha
smartypants96 3
i would like to kno
HannahForbesxo 13
I hope you gave him a hi-5 as soon as he got out.
Enrique34 0
"Your" funny haha
The_Weirdo 10
I hope your gave him a high five?
dgr8ing 0
yeah her dad. I think I would high five him.
NastyNinja31 0
jerry Jerry Jerry
PrickHead 0
stacy's mom has got it going on...
redfishbluefish2 13
Is your name Stacy...?
efrank1987 0
hi.
marinus_fml 19
At least it wasn't your mum you had to bail out after hitting your boyfriend when he made a move on your dad!
sweetblossom247 6
Good one!!!
Virginia6810 16
there's always a bright side to things.
daBeast155 0
jerry Jerry Jerry
2ndSucks 15
Very true, 6. Nicely said.
perdix 29
Does that mean your boyfriend could become your stepdad and you can start to sleep with your dad? In any case, the eyes of Texas are upon you.
Virginia6810 16
her boyfriend slept with her mom so her dad beat up her boyfriend for sleeping with his wife (OP's mom).
jon7688 7
not that difficult
krushr 3
Thanks for clearing that up, 56.
Virginia6810 16
I do what I can.
Virginia6810 16
oh... shoot. I meant to reply to number 7. now who's the idiot. I failed.
Zedd_fml 8
Is you name Stacy? You know.. The song.... Nvm..
Halti 4
legend
imavelociraptor 6
You might be a redneck if...
life_sucks225 13
you disgust me
itswhateveridk 0
I don't understand your sentence, I think you are missing an "and."
chrissymari3 1
she meant she bailed her dad out because he beat her boyfriend,,because her boyfriend slept with her mom...
DawnMarie11 0
ahhh shut up
nissanman_fml 16
Way to completely miss his point, 25.
spartan522114 0
25 is just another example of a ******* with no sense of humor patrolling a humor website.
captaincutie 1
wow ... but seriously FYL
truthinlies 1
25 may I store some of my extra possessions in your skull? it seems to have a lot of extra space
unluckiestperson_fml 14
I believe this is a case only Jerry Springer can help with
MusiicForevaax3 5
JERRY ! JERRY !
HannahForbesxo 13
Or Steve Wilkos; legend. STEVE! STEVE!
cumverg 0
Clearly, the mom needed a fix. And clearly, the dad couldn't supply it. And clearly, everyone on here who blames everything on the boyfriend and his "cheating ass" puts no responsibility on the mom. *Smh* Jerry Springer is always amusing
owned247 0
mauris!
iruelissparky 10
or steve o!
keechigai 0
soo true lol!
Eskeddit 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm just going to come out and say it; your boyfriend is a champion.
hellokat1 0
No, her boyfriend is a douchebag. And her mother has serious problems if she thinks it's ok to sleep with her daughters boyfriend.
Marktheshark 0
yeah he pretty much just ruined a marriage, I don't get how that makes him a champion.
mrjude 3
I have no idea why you were voted down. I too think he is an epic man.
rscanlan313 0
yea he is defiantly a champ
Krilleee 5
indeed!
savanh_fml 0
he definitely is a champ!
bigscarybunny95 0
Same thing happened to me last week!
brianjman14 22
Yeah, I highly doubt that considering you're ******* ugly.