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Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after he gave me the 'let's just be friends' speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24799) - you deserved it (8990)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:10pm - intimacy - by Anonanon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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Wait, how do you get locked IN an apartment? Isn't the point of a door and lock to keep people OUT?

#5 - On 07/12/2011 at 6:11pm by sxe_beast

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kinda creepy how his ex still has a key...and that you know she does...and that you know her....hmmm

#3 - On 07/12/2011 at 6:09pm by ktsthrlnd

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