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Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38790) - you deserved it (5565)

On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)

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sounds like he is a genius

#1 - On 07/04/2011 at 2:34am by Tessa39

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Well, his education and your money are both going down the drain. Among other things...

#3 - On 07/04/2011 at 2:35am by EvilDoll

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