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Today, I found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me. But not to worry, he said she's only in town for a week then he's done with her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35739) - you deserved it (3025)

On 07/01/2011 at 4:49am - intimacy - by ljcxo17 - United States (Missouri)

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Go fuck a 119 year old male stripper. Then proceed to say "No worries his going to a better place in a couple of days"

#8 - On 07/01/2011 at 9:58am by saIty

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..>> I think it's time for you to be done with him.

#3 - On 07/01/2011 at 9:54am by Dennael

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