Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML
by Anonymous / 06/20/2011 at 1:45am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
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...so more roses then?
#2 - On 06/20/2011 at 6:06am by texanengineer
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you're mean, why don't you try giving him hints on what to do bed next time. the flowers were a lovely gesture though so I hope you appreciated them instead of having a sook about sneezing
#8 - On 06/20/2011 at 6:14am by rbubbles
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