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Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44352) - you deserved it (12920)

On 06/08/2011 at 1:21am - intimacy - by kimboslice106 - United States (Kentucky)

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How about playing Uno?

#4 - On 06/08/2011 at 6:05am by nicospec

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he likes you for one reason clearly. now you get to decide if you want to be with a person like that or not.

#8 - On 06/08/2011 at 6:06am by mikejunior88

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