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Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8876) - you deserved it (28433)

On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

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Oh my god! You are a rare 2 hand masturbator. May I have your autograph? Be sure not to break the pen when signing the paper with your strong arms.

#2 - On 06/02/2011 at 10:11am by iAmScrubs

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sounds like you have way too much time in your HANDS.

#6 - On 06/02/2011 at 10:18am by whyXD

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