Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML
by tomuchtime / 06/02/2011 at 4:46am / Intimacy
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Oh my god! You are a rare 2 hand masturbator. May I have your autograph? Be sure not to break the pen when signing the paper with your strong arms.
#2 - On 06/02/2011 at 10:11am by iAmScrubs
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sounds like you have way too much time in your HANDS.
#6 - On 06/02/2011 at 10:18am by whyXD
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