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Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20263) - you deserved it (60869)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

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Wow, that's a poor sense of humor. Tell her to grow up and take a joke.

#4 - On 05/16/2011 at 6:07am by FlashBurn

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sounds spicy

#1 - On 05/16/2011 at 6:06am by dannyboy66

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