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Today, I painted a kids room at my new nanny job while the dad "helped" by staring at my ass and telling me how hard it is to position your "junk" correctly when wearing a speedo. First day on the job. FML

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On 04/20/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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You should've told him, when you wear a bikini it's harder to position your junk.

#9 - On 04/21/2011 at 2:55am by denvan

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Just be happy with the fact that you have a nice ass.

#4 - On 04/21/2011 at 2:48am by racer337

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