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Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered "slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38497) - you deserved it (20715)

On 04/18/2011 at 5:34am - intimacy - by sllaggy -

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sounds like you woke up at your boyfriend's MOTHER'S house. I will never understand that!!

#4 - On 04/18/2011 at 9:59am by cydvicious

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Imagine what she muttered while making toast.

#11 - On 04/18/2011 at 10:05am by khaya

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