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Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered "slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML

I agree, your life sucks (30319) - you deserved it (15730)

On 04/18/2011 at 5:34am - intimacy - by sllaggy -

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