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Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37436) - you deserved it (7344)

On 04/17/2011 at 11:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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Damn, next time your on top ha

#3 - On 04/18/2011 at 3:05am by hwilly

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maybe you just suck in bed..

#5 - On 04/18/2011 at 3:07am by lizgoesrawr

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