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Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60992) - you deserved it (5100)

On 04/11/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Carmen - United States (Oklahoma)

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poke holes in them

#3 - On 04/11/2011 at 4:30pm by Skittlesbaby

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what a douchebag.

#1 - On 04/11/2011 at 4:28pm by xxaybaybayxx

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