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Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML

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On 04/11/2011 at 9:16am - intimacy - by CheeseyPotatoes (woman) - United States (Florida)

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if you're old enough to be married, I doubt anyone would think you a slut just for having sex.

#1 - On 04/11/2011 at 12:59pm by Cupcaken

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You care what a cashier at Walmart thinks about you?

#5 - On 04/11/2011 at 1:02pm by geekemo92

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