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Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19237) - you deserved it (65774)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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What did you expect?

#1 - On 04/10/2011 at 6:11am by nebula748

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I guess you should have him eat out more.

#9 - On 04/10/2011 at 6:18am by docscientist

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