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Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18694) - you deserved it (8126)

On 03/31/2011 at 3:20am - intimacy - by Username - United States

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well they are on vacation so let them have their fun crabby!

#3 - On 03/31/2011 at 10:12am by joliesbebes

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News flash: old people have sex too.

I mean they're going out of their way to keep it hidden to spare your feelings, what more do you want from them?

#25 - On 03/31/2011 at 11:14am by TapialPaado

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