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Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said 'I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years, grow the f*** up, dumbass.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13339) - you deserved it (62254)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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